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- ABUNDANT REAL-FOOD NUTRITION
Real food the whole house will drink
Real food the
whole family will
actually drink.
E+PATROL is the most real food nutrition ever put in a glass — 24 whole foods, 20g protein, 3 servings of produce, freeze-dried at peak. One scoop, just add water, and everyone gets a real meal in 20 seconds. No short-order cooking. No fight at the table.
No artificial colors or flavors
0g added sugar
60-day guarantee
24 whole foods
No artificial colors or flavors
0g added sugar
No synthetic vitamins
Made in the USA
The part no one sees
You make sure everyone eats well. Who's making sure you do?
You can't pour from an empty cup — but you're the one who skips breakfast.
- 01You plan the meals, pack the lunches, and remember who won't eat what. It's a second job nobody clocks.
- 02By the time everyone's fed, you're running on coffee and whatever's left on their plates.
- 03The nutrition gap in most homes isn't about effort — it's about time. There's never enough of it.
E+PATROL doesn't replace family dinner.
It makes the hardest part — real nutrition, every day — take 20 seconds.
What's actually in it
A farmers market in every scoop.
Easy usually means fake. Not here. Real food you can see and pronounce — kale, berries, banana, beetroot. Freeze-dried at peak so the nutrition actually survives, with nothing artificial you'd hesitate to hand your family.
24
Whole foods
20g
Plant protein
3+
Servings produce
0g
Added sugar
0
Artificial junk
20s
To make
Read the label
What you're really giving them.
The stuff you'd actually check before handing it to your family — side by side.
| E+PATROL | AG1 | Huel | Ka'Chava | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Whole food ingredients in transparent quantities | Yes | No | No | No |
| Servings of produce | 3+ | <1 | <1 | <1 |
| Mushroom fruiting-body dose | 5,000mg | trace | none | none |
| Freeze-dried | Yes | some | No | Mostly air-dried |
| Added sugar | 0g | 0g | varies | 6g+ |
| Artificial colors / flavors | None | Some | Some | Some |
| Synthetic vitamins | None | Yes | Yes | Some |
| Heavy-metal tested every batch | Yes | Unclear | Unclear | Unclear |
*Directional comparison vs. publicly available label data. Verify before publishing.
Made for the chaos
20 years in the making.
20 seconds to make.
One scoop
Into a shaker, blender, or the cup that's already on the counter.
Add water or milk
Shake for ten seconds. No recipe, no cleanup, no negotiation.
Everyone's fed
A real meal in 20 seconds — even on the mornings that fall apart.
From the people feeding everyone
The meal the whole house agrees on.
★★★★★
"My kids actually ask for it. I'm not negotiating vegetables at 7am anymore — and I know they got something real before school."
Sarah M.Mom of two
★★★★★
"As a dietitian and a mom, I want real food, not a candy-flavored powder. This is the first one I keep in my own kitchen."
Dana R., RDRegistered Dietitian
★★★★★
"I finally have something for me that takes 20 seconds. I stopped skipping breakfast, and honestly I feel it by the afternoon."
Renee T.Caregiver of three
Feed the whole house
One easy meal everyone will drink.
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For the person in charge of everyone's food
The questions parents ask.
It's real whole food with no artificial colors, flavors, or added sugar, and many families enjoy it together. For young children, or anyone with specific dietary or medical needs, check with your pediatrician first and adjust the portion to their size — it's a nutrient-dense adult serving as made.
It blends into a smooth, fruit-forward shake — closer to a berry or chocolate smoothie than a "green" drink. Most families find it an easy yes, but tastes vary, which is why every order is backed by the 60-day guarantee.
The protein is plant-based pea protein. Always read the current label for the full ingredient and allergen list before serving it to anyone with allergies or sensitivities.
For adults, it's designed as a complete real-food meal in a glass. For kids, it works best as a snack or as part of a meal alongside other foods, not as a sole replacement.
Zero grams of added sugar. Any sweetness comes from the real fruit that's already in it — no syrups, no sweeteners hiding in the mix.
Protect your energy.
You're going to need it.
You take care of everyone. Let us help you take care of you.
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