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The last piece of the puzzle
Nutrition is your biggest performance lever —
and the hardest to wrangle.
You've optimized your training, your sleep, your supplement stack, but nutrition is an endless challenge. E+PATROL is the easiest way to fix that.
Third-party tested
Heavy-metal screened every batch
30-day guarantee
24 whole foods
No synthetic vitamins
0g added sugar
Freeze-dried at peak
Made in the USA
Eat well and live your life
You know how to eat well. But a meal plan shouldn't run your life.
Meal prep works. It's also a joyless way to live.
- 01Sticking to a plan means weighing chicken on a Tuesday night and turning down the dinner out. The nutrition's handled — but so is your social life.
- 02You shouldn't have to choose between eating well and actually living — between hitting your macros and saying yes to the trip, the dinner, the round.
- 03E+PATROL covers the floor every day, in 20 seconds — so a fun meal doesn't ruin your week. Eat clean when it's easy, go out when it's fun, and never worry the foundation slipped.
Nutrition handled.
So you can go live your life.
Sleep, training, and supplements are all critical, but what you eat sets the ceiling on every one of them.
What's actually in it
A farmers market in every scoop.
Easy usually means fake. Not here. 24 whole foods — freeze-dried at peak, milled into one scoop. Not a greens powder, not a protein isolate. The real thing, in doses you can feel.
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Run the numbers
Compare the foundation.
You read labels. So did we. Here's how the real-food math actually shakes out.
| E+PATROL | AG1 | Huel | Ka'Chava | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Whole food ingredients in transparent quantities | Yes | No | No | No |
| Servings of produce | 3+ | <1 | <1 | <1 |
| Mushroom fruiting-body dose | 5,000mg | trace | none | none |
| Freeze-dried | Yes | some | No | Mostly air-dried |
| Added sugar | 0g | 0g | varies | 6g+ |
| Artificial colors / flavors | None | Some | Some | Some |
| Synthetic vitamins | None | Yes | Yes | Some |
| Heavy-metal tested every batch | Yes | Unclear | Unclear | Unclear |
*Based on publicly available label data.
Zero friction
20 years in the making.
20 seconds to make.
One scoop
Add a scoop of E+PATROL to your shaker or blender.
Add water
Water, milk, or your base of choice. Shake for ten seconds.
Foundation handled
24 whole foods, down in 20 seconds. Build the rest of your day on it.
From people who measure everything
The foundation, reviewed.
★★★★★
"I track everything — HRV, glucose, training load. This is the first 'meal in a glass' that didn't spike my CGM and actually moved my recovery scores. It's a base layer, not a gimmick."
Marcus T.Founder · daily user, 8 months
★★★★★
"As an RD, I'm skeptical of 'superfood' shakes. The difference here is real, recognizable food at real doses — not a proprietary blend you can't audit. I recommend it as a foundation, not a replacement."
Dana R., RDRegistered Dietitian
★★★★★
"I kept my creatine and my omegas and dropped three other things that this just covers better. Cleaner stack, more energy by 2pm, less decision fatigue at breakfast."
Priya K.Endurance athlete
Before you ask
The questions optimizers ask.
Yes — that's the point. E+PATROL is a nutritional foundation, not a replacement for targeted supplements like creatine, omega-3s, or your specific protocol. Most people keep what's working and drop the redundant odds-and-ends this already covers.
Every batch is heavy-metal screened and made in the USA. No synthetic vitamins — the nutrition comes from the foods themselves, freeze-dried to preserve it.
0g of added sugar — all sweetness is from real fruit. 20g of protein and 4–7g of fiber make it a steady, low-spike option. As always, check your own data and your own protocol.
Clean pea protein — 20g per serving. No whey, no isolates dressed up as a meal, no fillers.
Whenever it best anchors your day — breakfast, post-training, or as a meal you'd otherwise skip. The job is to make sure the foundation is in, not to dictate your timing.
Protect your energy.
You're going to need it.
The most real food nutrition ever put in a glass.
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